Sunday, May 1, 2011

THE JERSEY BOYS

I have seen the stage production of Jersey Boys twice now. Once in Vegas with my husband, Erik, while celebrating our birthdays and again in Toronto with friends from Brockville. It’s a wonderful production that idealizes one of the more famous pop groups of our youth, The Four Seasons. It immortalizes their edgy lifestyle, their failed romances, the flawed dynamics of their foursome and their wonderful music.
The audience in both places was on its collective feet clapping, swaying, singing, mouthing the words and loving every second of this production. Balding heads bobbed to the music, women who imagined themselves once again thirteen swayed their older and somewhat bulkier bodies to the fantastic sounds emitting from the stage. With each new song that was played there was the recognition, the nudging of your partner to recollect and the sweet anticipation of the next song to come.
Nostalgia. It’s all about nostalgia. I said in a former article that the lives of Baby Boomers has become the fodder for nostalgia and by gosh it’s true. On stage we watch as four kids from Jersey evolve from street corner punks to lounge singers to the fringes of small time crime until finally they are The Four Seasons. They sing their way into our hearts and our collective memories until finally, at last, here it is, we all clap our hands to the strains of their first hit, from 1962, Sherry. “Sherry, Sherry baby, Sherrrrrry, Sherrrrry Baby, Sherry can you come out tonight, Come come come out tonight”. We all know the words, we mouth them, we look at the stranger sitting in the next seat and we give those knowing smiles. We all remember the words, “Why don’t you come out. To my twist party. Come out, Where the bright moon shines” we grin, we move in our seats and we are taken by the music back to 1962 with our shift dresses, madras shirts, nondescript hair styles, our fears and joys about being teenagers. All our teen-aged angst washes away as we look around at the audience; an audience of rounding, balding, shrinking people, just like us and we exult in our togetherness and our complete sense of joy and fun at what we are experiencing
We are reminiscing.
When I was younger I remember my mother reminiscing. She reminisced about the war years. She was British, born in London, and during the war she was training as a nurse. She lived through blackouts during which she walked many, many miles from her hospital in Dartford to her home in Greenwich (a huge distance!!) in order to spend her days off with her family. She went to pubs with her sisters and her brother and waited and anticipated the air raid sirens. She had American and Australian boyfriends until she met a Canadian in the Royal Navy who ultimately won her heart and brought her to Canada to live. But I digress.
She talked a lot about the war, especially during her later years. Like others of her era she thought they had the best music. What was the noise I was listening to? What was that dress I was wearing? In her day they had style. She did recognize that Elvis would be a star before I did when we watched him together on the Ed Sullivan Show way back when. She had a sense that he was something different and special. The other music she had a difficult time grasping.
And here I am, reminiscing. Watching both productions of Jersey Boys brought it all back. Oh my, yes, I remember hearing Sherry for the first time. “Sherry, can you come out tonight?” What a voice! Is that his real voice? He’s not as cute as Bobby Rydell. But I love the song. Walking along the street with my girlfriend, a pack of smokes carefully concealed in my dress pocket, singing at the top of our lungs, “You better ask your Mama, Sherry Baby, Tell her everything is alright. Come come come out tonight.” I didn’t care that I was incapable of carrying a tune, the song was riveting and I sang it as if I was Frankie Valli. In the same year they released Big Girls Don’t Cry and we heard the same high pitched falsetto, the incredible harmony, and saw them on television in their tailored, tight fitting suits doing their perfectly synchronized dance steps. The words resonated something to our silly teen-aged minds. Eat your hearts out Miley Cyrus and Brittany Spears ‘cause those boys could sing. They didn’t need gimmicks, million dollar productions behind them and slinky tight fitting outfits. They just stood there before us, wearing those peg-legged suits, that Brylcreemed hair shining like patent leather shoes, and boom, with a snap of Frankie’s fingers they were off. Harmonizing perfectly, swaying gently to the music in perfect time with each other, never for a second trying to conceal their tough accents. They were the real deal up there flaws and all and we loved it and ate it up. We wanted gangster type boyfriends who could sing and look cool in a suit.
Is it any wonder we go in droves to see their incarnations on the stage night after night to watch with fascination their semi-criminal lives, their ascent into the magic of stardom and their serious and quick decline. But not into obscurity. Never will it be into obscurity. Obscurity is for the less talented who managed for a brief amount of time to snatch the airwaves until it was acknowledged they were less talented. Then plummeted, ever so quietly into obscurity. The Four Seasons will not ever go that route. Not as long as today’s young singers want to emulate them and be them and tell their stories on the stage. And certainly not as long as there are the hordes of us Baby Boomers to fill the auditoriums waiting for the first few bars of their glorious first song, Sherry. “Why don’t you come out. With your red dress on. Come out. Mmm you look so fine. Come out. Move it nice and easy. Girl, you make me lose my mind.”

BREED SPECIFIC LEGISLATION

     Lennox is a 5 year old American Bulldog/Lab cross who lived with his family in Belfast, Northern Ireland. His family consists of his two owners and their eleven year old daughter who is handicapped. There is another pet, a Boxer dog. When the daughter is unable, due to her illness, to go outside and play with other children, Lennox is by her side.
     Lennox is up-to-date on all his shots, is neutered, micro-chipped, DNA tested and every year his owners get him licensed as is required in Belfast. He is insured and PetSafed and the family have DNA tests. Belfast does not insure or license banned dogs.
     In May of 2010, Lennox's family were visited by three Belfast City Counsil Dog Wardens and some local police (PSNI). They arrived unannounced. The dog wardens told the local police they were not required and they then sat down with the family and had tea. They chatted with the family, smoked cigarettes and played with the family dogs then one of the wardens measured Lennox. They measured his muzzle and his rear legs and based on those measurements decided that Lennox was a pit-bull 'type' dog. They didn't seek any professional assistance in this assessment; they simply ruled then and there that Lennox was a pit-bull 'type' and therefore they led him away from his family so that he could be put to death. Let's not forget that Belfast does not license or insure banned breeds and Lennox has been insured and licensed since he was eight weeks old.
     Two hours after Lennox was seized the family received a phone call from one of the wardens. The phone call was a thinly veiled attempt at intimidation. The family were told it was in their best interests to sign Lennox over to them or the owner would most certainly lose his job as they would be prosecuted in court. Since that time the family has tried, in vain, to get Lennox back. Their many phone calls to the Dog Control Manager have not been returned. They have been denied access to him.
Recently, photographs have emerged of Lennox in a very small concrete cell, with sawdust on the floor, surrounded by his own feces. There are no toys for stimulation and no sign of available water. Lennox has been sitting in this cell for ten months now. On the day of this writing, March 29th,2011, the case of Lennox was heard in court and a Judge, by the name of Nixon, has decided that Lennox should die.
     Lennox's brother, Diesel, also lived in Belfast and his family was also visited by the wardens. In fact, the very same warden who decided Lennox was a pitbull 'type' and should die, decided that Diesel was a Lab cross and got to live.
     The arguements against BSL, or Breed Specific Legislation, are, in my opinion, overwhelming. Firstly, it would mean that all dogs would have to be breeds. That just isn't the case. There are many cross breeds and mutts out there. Who can tell what is in their genetic makeup? I guess getting a DNA test might help, but, let's not forget, Lennox's family did have a DNA test and it was ignored. The dog looked like a pitbull type. So that means that ferreting out the banned or dangerous dogs is subjective and probably arbitrary. It's up to the person doing the assessing if the dog looks like the 'type' they are after.
     Secondly, if it is decided that all pitbull type dogs are to be controlled or done away with, standing in second place would be a kind of dangerous dog that would soon be elevated to first position. Where would that end? Isn't there always going to be a larger scarier dog until perhaps the Cocker Spaniel is looked at with suspicion.
Thirdly, there actually is no evidence that BSL works. Let's face it. People who breed pitbulls specifically to fight, to be weapons or to guard their drug stash are breaking the law anyway. Owning a pitbull is the least of their sins and, quite frankly, I don't think they give a flying fig about the law. They don't even give a flying fig about the dogs. They shoot them when they are no longer necessary. If there are no pitbulls to be had they could just as easily use any other large breed of dog and train it.
Fourthly, don't you think it is just plain scary that someone can knock on your door, take a look at your family pet and cart it away to be killed based on the way it looks. Do we really want that? Knocks on the door by officials who can actually do that to us? I'm not talking about a pack of dogs running loose and biting people and terrorizing neighbourhoods. I'm not talking about a dog that attacks other dogs. I'm not talking about a dog who has bitten a person. I'm talking about your dog, your family pet, your Labrador Retreiver, your Goldendoodle, your beloved mutt being whisked away because it looks as though it might, at some undefined time in the future, perhaps do something dangerous. And then sit in a filthy, cold cell with no companionship, no water, no toys, no family for ten months while you, its owner, try to get him out to no avail. Do we want anyone to have that authority? For heaven's sake, even police need just cause when going to the houses of known criminals.
     What will happen to Lennox now is anyone's guess. The Belfast council seem to have dug their heels in and Lennox is now on death row. The Belfast City Council is deleting all emails that refer to Lennox. Clearly they do not wish to continue hearing that they made a tragic mistake. The public has been muzzled.
His family are appealing but what will be the damage to them all. What of the eleven year old girl who misses her pet, her friend. Does she know that he is going to die because of the way he looks? What of the owners? How do you fight something like that? How do you get beyond the frustration, anger and feelings of helplessness? How do you explain it to your daughter? What of Lennox? If he gets out at all, which he probably won't, what will the months of confinement have done to him? Will he be the same loving, carefree, well behaved pet? What an awful no win situation for everyone.